Lol, funny my bestfriend is the first I think of when I see this.
Cartman: You guys! I got it! Seriously, it’s the greatest picture ever, oh my god!
Stan: What’d you do to Butters this time?
Cartman: It was genius! I waited until he was totally asleep, right? And then I got my camera, and I pulled down his pants, and then I took a picture of his wiener, in my mouth!
Kyle: Dude!
Cartman: I know I know, check it out. Look! I got his whole wiener in my mouth, see? Ah man, I got him good!
Stan: …Dude, how is putting Butters’ wiener in your mouth getting him?
Cartman: Because that makes Butters gay now!
Kyle: No, dude. That makes YOU gay.
Cartman: Eh..What?
Kyle: You put a guy’s wiener in your mouth, that makes YOU gay, stupid!
Cartman: ….Nu-uh.
Kyle: Yeah-huh!
Cartman: …Kenny that doesn’t make me gay, huh?
Kenny: Yeah, that makes you really fucking gay.
Cartman: But I’m not - I’m not gay, you guys!
Stan: You are now.
Cartman: No, no it’s a stupid mistake!
Kyle: Doesn’t matter. You’re gay now.
Cartman: No, it was just for a second! Wha..What can I do? How can I reverse this?!
Stan: You can’t!
Kyle: Nono wait, I know how you can reverse it, Cartman.
Cartman: How?!
Kyle: The only way you can cancel it out, is to get Butters to put YOUR wiener in HIS mouth.
Cartman: ….Really.
Kyle: Yeah. Then it cancels out the gay polarity.
Cartman: Shit, I gotta find Butters!
Kyle: ….Idiot.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWH. HOW COULD I PASS THIS UP?!
